Unexpected Fan Mail…
Posted: April 7, 2015 Filed under: Katla, opinion, Uncategorized | Tags: bumper, fanmail, Katla, sticker Leave a commentToday I received an email from a fan (name edited out by request):
Dear Katla:
I have benefited from, and very much enjoyed, the tales of your professional life. I have taken it upon myself to promote your skills in the United States (see attached mobile advertisement). As a businessman, I believe you play a very valuable and useful role in the capitalist system. I just hope that one of my competitors (or business partners) never enlists your services to troubleshoot me.
Enjoy and feel better soon.
(Name removed by request)
The email was accompanied by this photo:
This brought a big smile to my face. Thank you, and I hope you’ll enjoy the items I sent you in return.
If you enjoy the Amsterdam Assassin Series and you want to send me feedback, please don’t hesitate to send me a note at katlasieltjes@yahoo.com
Aconite Attack, the new Katla KillFile, is now live!
Posted: December 31, 2014 Filed under: Amsterdam, health, Katla, KATLA'S AMSTERDAM, Killfile, popular, Publishing, Reading, review, Series, television, Tourism, Uncategorized, Writing, writing skills | Tags: Aconite, amsterdam, attack, CEO, ebook, Katla, killfile, new, poison, vinkeveen Leave a commentAconite Attack, the fourth KillFile, is now available at Amazon and will soon be available at other retailers*. Click on the cover to go to the Amazon page:
Assassin Katla finds a devious way to get a target to poison himself…
The Aconite Attack KillFile (10,700 words) follows Katla Sieltjes on her first foray as a freelance assassin and corporate troubleshooter, when she gets herself hired by the CEO of a modelling agency to permanently remove his playboy partner, who is quickly draining the firm’s resources on his downward spiral into self-destruction. Katla finds a way to administer poison to the target, but he has to be isolated for her plan to succeed. Every plan has a fluke factor though, and Katla soon finds herself in a struggle for life and death, when the target reveals his darker side…
The Katla KillFile short stories chronologically precede the novels in the Amsterdam Assassin Series.
Each KillFile features Katla Sieltjes, expert in disguising homicide, executing one of her contracts. While not mandatory reading, each KillFile provides insight both in Katla’s work methods and skill, and additional background information in her character and personal history. The KillFiles can be read out of order, as the contracts are random samples from Katla’s past.
This e-book features a glossary.
* Aconite Attack should become available at iBooks, Kobo, B&N, NookUK, Scribd, and other retailers in the coming days, as some retailers take more time to process the publication. Check your favourite retailer by using the links on the main page.
If you want to read Aconite Attack and review the story on GoodReads/Amazon/Kobo/iTunes/B&N/NookUK, I have free review copies (ePub/Mobi) available, just send me an email.
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New Katla KillFile on its way: Aconite Attack
Posted: December 19, 2014 Filed under: Amsterdam, opinion, popular, Publishing, Reading, review, Writing, writing skills | Tags: acontite, attack, CEO, cover, first peak, Katla, killfile, reveal, short story Leave a commentDespite battling my kidney stones, I’ve been working on a new Katla KillFile called Aconite Attack:
Assassin Katla finds a devious way to get a target to poison himself…
The Aconite Attack KillFile follows Katla Sieltjes, freelance assassin and corporate troubleshooter, as she gets herself hired by the CEO of a modelling agency to permanently remove his playboy partner, who is quickly draining the firm’s resources on his downward spiral into self-destruction. Katla finds a way to administer a poison to the target, but he has to be isolated for her plan to succeed. But every plan has a fluke factor, and Katla soon finds herself in a struggle for life and death when the target reveals his darker side…
The Katla KillFile short stories chronologically precede the novels in the Amsterdam Assassin Series.
Each KillFile features Katla Sieltjes, expert in disguising homicide, executing one of her contracts. While not mandatory reading, each KillFile provides insight both in Katla’s work methods and skill, and additional background information in her character and personal history. The KillFiles can be read out of order, as the contracts are random samples from Katla’s past.
This e-book features a glossary.
First peek at the cover:
Pre-publication snippet:
Katla put away her lock picks and took the oxygen tank from her bag. She covered her face with the biohazard mask before she entered the target’s apartment and closed the door behind her.
Although she had waited a good half hour after Gerard Snuif left, she took no chances and made a slow circuit through the target’s opulent bachelor pad to make sure she was alone before she went into the kitchen and took down the cereal box from the cabinet.
She lifted the plastic bag with cereal from the box and placed the bag on a scale. 114 grammes. So Snuif had eaten more than half the bag, unaware of the source of his complaints.
Probably figured nobody would mess with his cereal.
Katla smiled behind the biohazard mask and took a fresh carton of cereal from her bag. She removed the sealed bag with untainted cereal, measured against the used bag and tore off a corner. She poured 136 grammes of cereal into a bowl and weighed the bag to make sure it contained the exact same amount as the used bag.
Although it was unlikely that Snuif would know exactly how much cereal he had left, she preferred to be meticulous when dealing with poison.
She placed the fresh bag in the used carton and placed the cereal back in the kitchen cabinet. The used bag with the poisoned cereal went into a ziplock bag. She added the 136 grams of untainted cereal and put the bag in the carton in her bag.
Ready.
Leaving the oxygen mask on until she was near the door, Katla went out the same way she came in and used her picks to lock the door behind her.
Now, all she had to hope for was for his partner to be susceptible to her offer. If he didn’t take the bait, all her work had been for nothing.
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Loki Enterprises business card…
Posted: February 28, 2014 Filed under: Amsterdam, popular, Publishing, Reading, review, Tourism, Uncategorized, Writing, writing skills | Tags: accident, bookmark, business card, corporate, corporate troubleshooting, cover, description, digital publishing, disguise, e-book, ebook, expert, fortunate, homicide, idea, Katla, katla sieltjes, Loki, Loki Enterprises, low key, marketing, martyn v. halm, promo, promotion, troubleshooter, vistaprint 5 CommentsI read somewhere that writers were having bookmarks printed with their covers and description. Another writer had business cards with his name and ‘author’ on it. Since I often use business cards as bookmarks, I decided to mix those two ideas and create a business card for my protagonist, freelance assassin Katla Sieltjes.
Now, something like ‘Katla Sieltjes, freelance assassin’ would be too obvious and too close to ‘Martyn V. Halm, author’. Katla hides behind Loki Enterprises. Loki also stands for ‘low key’ or unobtrusive, so I wanted the cards to be sober and professional, but still packing a punch. Katla refers to her work as ‘corporate troubleshooting’, since she often works for corporations by making obstacles disappear. She’s also an expert in disguising homicide, but that’s also not something you want to put on your business card. One of the ways Katla masks homicides is by giving her targets ‘accidents’, which tend to be fortunate for Katla’s clients.
That’s how I came up with the description. ‘experts in fortunate accidents’ and ‘corporate troubleshooting’. I added the links to my blog and my website and my author email address and presto.
I ordered the cards through Vistaprint and got myself a nice card holder engraved with Loki Enterprises. Now, I have a card to give to people who wonder what I’m writing, and I also leave them as bookmarks in library books.
If you’d like a signed card, make a Paypal donation for ten dollars/euro (or more), send me an email with your name and address and I’ll send you a personalized Loki Enterprises business card, with a message in Braille:
OPINION: Writing a series is lazy writing to cash in on gullible people!
Posted: November 29, 2013 Filed under: Amsterdam, blindness, disabled, popular, Publishing, Reading, review, television, Writing, writing skills | Tags: about, amazon, amsterdam, anti, article, assassin, blind, boring, characters, e-reader, ebook, editing, ePub, fiction, goodreads, iPad writing Adonit productivity story USB amsterdam assassin, Katla, plot, self-editing, series, suspense, thread, writer, writing, writing skills 1 CommentRecently, a discussion on GoodReads was started by a reader who loved stand-alone books, but every book he was offered seemed to be part of a series. The thread quickly turned ‘anti-series’ with complaints about sequels being less good than the first novel, stories become repetitive, single volume books being enlarged to fill several volumes to make more money from gullible readers, writers becoming too lazy to invent new characters, and so on.
As I write a suspense fiction series, I want to address these issues in this blog article.
When I wrote Reprobate, I had some excellent ideas for additional plot lines that would explore other sides of the freelance assassin protagonist, so I decided to develop the Amsterdam Assassin Series as a series of stand-alone novels and short stories that have the same characters but enjoying one book does not rely on having read the other books/stories. No cliffhangers beyond readers want to know what will happen next in the lives of the protagonists.
As to the concerns addressed in the GoodReads thread:
“Can’t you put just everything in one book?”
No. The books are all over 100K and all have a different theme. The first book, Reprobate, deals with the protagonist breaking her own rules and the consequences. The second book, Peccadillo, has criminals trying a hostile takeover of her legitimate business, unaware that they’re dealing with an assassin. In the third book, Rogue, Katla comes to the attention of global intelligence communities when she kills the wrong target. I’m currently working on the fourth novel, Ghosting, which will show yet another side of the character.
“The first book is mostly good, but the rest is repetitive crap.”
Most reviewers agree that the second book is superior to the first book. I just published the third novel. Feedback from the beta-readers convince me that Rogue is both different from Peccadillo and Reprobate, but just as interesting and entertaining. Just because some people force themselves to turn a stand-alone book into a series doesn’t mean every series writer succumbs to this laziness.
“You write a series to cash in.”
If I wanted to cash in, I’d write short novels in a hot genre, not suspense fiction about a freelance assassin in Amsterdam. And as I sell somewhere around 30-60 books per month, I’m not ‘cashing in’. If I listened to ‘market experts’ I would abandon the series due to the meagre sales. However, I do have fans who want to know what happens to the protagonists and are eager for future books (check my reviews), so I just ignore the sales and keep on writing what I love to write.
“Series are just fluff/sugar coated candy/throwaway books.”
My series is pretty dark, which is quite normal for a suspense fiction series with a freelance assassin protagonist. I’ve been praised for the brief instances of wit that lighten the mood and ground the story in reality. In keeping with the need for verisimilitude, the events in the books have real moral/ethical/physical consequences and I received feedback from fans on how scenes made them reconsider the reader’s own attitudes.
“You’re just too lazy to invent new characters.”
Writing a series is actually more difficult than writing stand-alone novels, mostly because you need to satisfy both the new readers and the readers who read the other books, which requires a fine balance of putting in just enough back story to please both. Meanwhile, I dedicated myself to writing about characters who might never ‘hit it big’ with fans. Writing stand-alones with new characters doesn’t require any referencing to published stories.
Also, the series does feature new characters. Granted, they may be antagonists, but if the antagonists don’t measure up, the protagonist will fall kind of flat. I go by the principle that any character I create should be able to hold their own as protagonist of their own stories, so they have to be fully developed, not just sounding boards for the main characters.
Still I understand how readers don’t want to read series and prefer stand-alone books. In that case, Reprobate would work as a great stand-alone novel because it has all the characters, but all the plot lines are resolved in the end and you don’t need to read the other books.
Except if you want to know what the future holds in store for Katla and Bram…
KATLA FAQ: Why does Katla ride a Vespa motor scooter?
Posted: October 25, 2013 Filed under: Amsterdam, KATLA FAQ, Publishing, Reading, review, Tourism, Uncategorized, Writing, writing skills | Tags: amsterdam, canals, commuter, congested, deliberate, inner city, invisible, Italian, Katla, motor, motorcycle, patience, scooter, suspension, transport, tyres, U-turn, ubiquitous, urban, Vespa, waterways, wheelbase Leave a commentAlthough riding a beat-up old Vespa sounds incongruous for an assassin like Katla, her choice of urban transportation is deliberate.
Vespas have been designed with the urban commuter in mind, and specifically the commuters of Europe’s most congested cities. While you won’t see many scooters in American cities, with their wide roads that seemed to be made for automobiles, most European inner cities were built when people either walked or rode horses, with a few carriages for the wealthy. Amsterdam is no exception, driving a car in the inner city requires patience and nerves of steel. The canals of the city were not just to enhance the city’s beauty, but they serve as waterways. In the old days, ships would unload their cargo in the harbour into smaller vessels that would transport the goods by water to the warehouses.
Amsterdam roads are narrow with steep bridges and high kerbs and/or metal posts everywhere, making any kind of four-wheeled transport daunting. Even locals avoid driving through Amsterdam, preferring public transport, bicycles, mopeds and motorcycles. Which makes Katla’s choice for a Vespa motor scooter a lot more practical than you’d think.
Vespas are pretty much invisible in Amsterdam, because they are ubiquitous. The older vintage Vespas are rare, and the modern sleek Vespas are numerous but their value makes them prone to theft. It’s mainly the P/PX 150/200 Vespas and their little moped brother, the PK50, that are everywhere. And when they are dented and primer-spotted, like Katla’s, they become unwanted and invisible, while still providing fast urban transport.
Katla rides other motorcycles as well. Other vehicles she uses on the job are Yamaha XT350 motorcycles, which might seem as underpowered as her Vespa, but their motocross heritage makes them excellent transport in a city filled with potholes and speed bumps, while light enough to use as a trial bike and climb stairs and pedestrian bridges. In the hands of an experience rider like Katla, they are the fastest transport through the city. Still, they have a few drawbacks. For one, they’re noisier and more obtrusive than a Vespa, and their aggressive appearance makes riding pedestrian areas and bicycle paths less acceptable.
Katla being a tinkerer, her Vespa also has a souped-up engine and better brakes and suspension, as well as a cut-off switch in the glove box, but its dented silver body makes it unattractive and unobtrusive, whether it’s parked in the rundown sections of the city like Osdorp or Geuzenveld, or the posh areas like Zuid or Museumbuurt. The simple two-stroke engines makes the older Vespas easy to maintain and repair and the bulbous covers over the engine keep the noise down.
Many Vespa riders enjoy individualising their scooters with an assortment of aftermarket additions, but Katla keeps her Vespa unadorned to avoid making it stand it out. She also has a score of domestic and foreign license plates to make her Vespa difficult to track. Another advantage of the Vespa’s friendly appearance that riding the Italian scooter on Amsterdam’s bicycle paths draws less attention. Most people won’t be able to discern between the P150/200 motor scooter and the PK50 moped version, which is almost the same size.
Another advantage of the Vespa is the manoeuvrability: the extremely short wheelbase of the Vespa allows the scooter to make U-turns on even the smallest roads, plus with the weight packed mainly on the rear most riders can lift the front wheel and turn the Vespa on a dime.
Of course the Vespa has disadvantages, like radius and stability.
The tiny fuel tank under the saddle hold seven litres of fuel, with two litres being the reserve. However, even souped-up Vespas will do fifty-six miles per gallon or twenty four kilometers per litre, so you can ride a cool hundred-and-fifty kilometers before you need to visit the gas station. And in European cities, a filling station is rarely more than five kilometers away. If you want to extend your radius, there are auxiliary tanks that will double your radius, or you can carry extra fuel in a jerry can, although I haven’t seen anyone to that even in the mountains of Italy.
Stability is another factor. With the weight mainly on the rear, hard braking on a Vespa can be an adventure. Add to that the mediocre suspension and the short wheelbase and you’ll understand that you won’t want to take a Vespa up to higher than factory speeds without some modifications. And even with quality tyres, better suspension and a souped up engine, the Vespa will never be as stable as an ordinary motorcycle.
Even so, for an assassin who wants urban transport that will be invisible everywhere and pass effortlessly through the most congested cities in the world, the scooter is second to none.
Writing During A Motorcycle Trip…
Posted: July 25, 2013 Filed under: Amsterdam, blindness, disabled, movie adaptations, movies, Publishing, Reading, review, Tourism, Writing, writing skills | Tags: amazon, amsterdam, assassin, BMW, Bottega Errante, Careggine, characters, Chiar di Luna, e-reader, fiction, Firenze, iPad writing Adonit productivity story USB amsterdam assassin, Katla, La Cittadella, Liege, Lino's Caffe, Mondovi, Ostella della Giuventu, Parma, Peccadillo, reprobate, series, suspense, work in progress., writer, writing 1 CommentI went on a motorcycle trip from July 1st till July 20th. Just me, my trusty BMW R1100GS motorcycle, and my iPad with Adonit Writer keyboard in my tankbag. And camping gear, obviously. From Amsterdam I rode 700 kilometers motorway to Dijon, from where I rode secondary roads exclusively. First down to the Vercors, then Alpes Maritimes, Parc de la Mercantour and crossing from Sospel to Olivetta in Italy. The coast turned out to be even warmer than I expected, so I spent most of my time riding deserted mountain roads and visiting dusty villages that didn’t see many tourists as I rode a figure-eight through Tuscany. Firenze, Siena, Pisa, Parma.
Taking the example from the Italians themselves, I parked the motorcycle in a shady place around noon and spent a couple of hours writing until the heat dissipated enough to resume riding. My iPad has a longer battery life than most laptops, but I could always use an outlet. In many cases, the cafe/restaurant/hotel were so honored that I used their facilities to write on my novels, that I was treated with a pleasant hospitality, the staff leaving me alone and keeping other guests away from me so I could concentrate.
At home, I have many distractions, but in Italy I didn’t have many other things to do then ride, camp and write. Watching television was useless, since my Italian is ‘Amsterdam Restaurant Italian’, meaning that I knew how to greet and order food, but following an Italian conversation was impossible. That doesn’t mean I didn’t have enjoyable conversations in a mish-mash of Italian/French/English, but an Italian television drama went over my head.
I rarely spent more than one night in one place. I spent two nights in the Vercors to acclimatize myself to camping again, two nights in Firenze because I enjoyed the laid-back atmosphere and the beautiful city, two nights in Parma, and two nights in Rocaforte because I didn’t want to travel in France on their Quatorze Juillet (July 14th, Independance Day). Instead, I spent most of July 14th in Caffe La Bottega Errante in Mondovi, a very pleasant cafe with excellent cappuccini, high ceilinged cool rooms and an English speaking staff. The atmosphere at La Bottega Errante proved inspirational – I think I wrote close to 8,000 words that day. Other places that were very conducive to writing:
– Chiar di Luna, an Albergo/Ristorante/Pizzeria in Careggine. A glass serre in shadow with a view of the fields and mountains, with a fragrant breeze coming in through the open windows, great pizza and excellent cappuccino.
– Ostello della Giuventu di Parma, the Youth Hostel in Parma, where the English speaking staff helped me with Italian phrases (thank you, Alessio). Along with the comfortable and stylish Auberge de Jeunesse in Liege, these youth hostels were the only places when I didn’t use my tent. In both cases because there were not many campings in the vicinity and the prices for a bed in a dorm were comparable to most Italian campsites.
– Lino’s Caffe in Parma. These coffee shops are part of a chain, but still, sitting in the shadow on a terrace with WiFi provided by the Municipality of Parma while being served strong and tasty cappuccino is difficult to beat. By way of thanks Katla kills someone in Parma’s La Cittadella…
– Caffe Bertaina in Mondovi, who graciously safeguarded my motorcycle gear so I could tramp around Mondovi in cargo pants and sandals, as well as enjoy the shady breeze of their terrace under the arches around Piazza Maggiore.
– The restaurant of Camping Michelangelo in Firenze, where I could write while looking out over this glorious city, with a friendly staff who clearly enjoyed their work.
All in all, when I returned to Amsterdam, I updated my Scrivener file and found that I’d written some 27,000 words while on the road, which comes to an average of 1,350 words a day. Most of the time, at home, I won’t get over 1,000 words a day, if that, so my French Italian motorcycle trip was enjoyable, refreshing and productive as well.
Rogue – A Katla Novel (Amsterdam Assassin Series 3) is now at 86,000 words, with a goal of 100,000+ words in September… Keep your fingers crossed.
Inspired by feedback from readers…
Posted: September 28, 2013 | Author: Martyn V. Halm | Filed under: Amsterdam, Publishing, Reading, review, Tourism, Writing, writing skills | Tags: Advanced, amazon, amsterdam, ARC, assassin, books, champion, comment, commission, communicate, communication, Copy, cover, dislike, donate, e-reader, ebooks, editing, ePub, facebook, fans, fiction, format, formatting, goodreads, hardship, improve, inspire, iTunes, Katla, kobo, like, love, marketing, mobi, productivity, promotion, publication, publisher, ranking, reader, recommendation, retailer, review, reviews, sales, self-publishing, series, social media, support, workload, writing | 1 CommentThis blog article is inspired by the feedback emails I receive from readers who have read my books and are eagerly waiting for Rogue to come out:
Dear Reader,
I appreciate your enthusiasm and understand your eager anticipation of the new novel in the Amsterdam Assassin Series. I’d love to be able to write more new stories to entertain my readers, but to do so, I really need your help.
I would be able to write more books in a shorter time, if I didn’t have to spend so much time getting my books noticed. And I can’t do it by myself.
I’m a self-published author, which means that after I finished writing, editing and polishing my manuscript to make the work ready for publication, I cannot devote myself to writing the next novel, but I have to become my own publisher. I have to commission a new cover, format the books and get them published on the retail sites.
That’s no hardship for me, but what bites me is that nobody promotes my books for me. And tooting my own horn feels awkward. I love the stories I write, but if I try to communicate my love for my work to other people, even if I just try to tell them I wrote a book that’s worthy of their attention, I run the risk of sounding arrogant and conceited.
Besides, all authors think they write great books (or they wouldn’t be writing them), so my opinion of my books means less than nothing.
What I need is fans like you to help me gain more exposure for the Amsterdam Assassin Series. If my fans champion my books, I can devote myself to writing new stories.
If you want to help, this is what you can do:
I’ve been writing for twenty years and I’m not going to stop just because my sales number in the 15-20 books per month, but the less time I have to spend marketing my work, the more time I have to write new stories.
So if you’re eager for my next book, help shoulder my workload and donate some of your time promoting the books you love.
I’m grateful for your support, your feedback makes my day!
Cordially,
Martyn V. Halm
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